Tumble. Flop.

So I went to the Halloween store to see if I could find any decorations for the front door. You know, the one near the Guitar Centre that used to be a Border’s book store.

I asked the first lady where the Reference section is, but I can’t find any of the books, because — you see — I need something on heart problems. I let her mull it over for a bit before realising I had to explain the joke.

She asked me if I work in the public, saying that I have such an outgoing personality.

But how come it doesn’t feel like I do?