February 2010
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Feb 1st
miley actually looked decent.
dieanuh: but then she opened her mouth and ruined it. :|
Feb 1st
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January 2010
120 posts
You: NO I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU
You: Hello.
You: I just had to get that out of the way.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Jan 29th
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It’s Q&A time with your favorite, ME!!!!! http://formspring.me/bigcartoonjay
Jan 29th
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Who’s the funniest person you know? My friend Brady. BEST. PUNS. EVER. It’s Q&A time with your favorite, ME!!!!!
Jan 29th
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Do you believe there’s intelligent life on other planets? Given that the universe is so large, and ever-expanding, and that there are a huge quantity of galaxies and solar systems and planets, there is a fair chance that there is indeed intelligent life on other planets. I also believe that there is a greater chance of live on other planets where the average IQ is the...
Jan 29th
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What message would you want to put in a fortune cookie? Fortune will smile upon you thrice this week. It’s Q&A time with your favorite, ME!!!!!
Jan 29th
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Why do you think I am asking you all these questions?! Because you’re on Formspring right now. It’s Q&A time with your favorite, ME!!!!!
Jan 29th
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Okay then. SERIOUSLY, what makes you really happy? Sleeping in. Good tiramisu. My Valentine’s Day plans. Coffee. Omegle when people aren’t douchebags. Programming in PHP. Learning how to do things on the Web that I previously couldn’t do. Eating corn dogs. Playing guitar. It’s Q&A time with your favorite, ME!!!!!
Jan 29th
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If you had to cook dinner for someone tonight, what would you make? I would grill pork and mash potatoes and steam green beans. And then go to a fine restaurant for tiramisu. It’s Q&A time with your favorite, ME!!!!!
Jan 29th
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Do you ever answer anything seriously? Yes. For example, the previously asked question about toilet paper was answered seriously, as I have, in the past, used toilet paper to suppress sound. It has, however, proved to be an ineffective method with the advent of Hearos. If you could have the starring role in one movie what would it be? Please! I’d be...
Jan 29th
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When speaking in terms of toilet paper one must know: fold or crinkle? Excellent question. I do find that — as this is the real point the question is asking — when I’m using toilet paper to stuff my ears to block out noise, it is best served crinkled. Folding does not create enough space to keep the sound waves from entering the ear canals, while crinkling can...
Jan 29th
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Do you want to take your girlfriend to LA for her birthday? (ps the answer is YES) maybe It’s Q&A time with your favorite, ME!!!!!
Jan 29th
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It’s Q&A time with your favorite, ME!!!!! http://formspring.me/bigcartoonjay
Jan 29th
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Which Looney Tunes character to you identify closest with? Foghorn. It’s Q&A time with your favorite, ME!!!!!
Jan 29th
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What is your favorite video on YouTube? the Powerthirst 2 commercial. It’s Q&A time with your favorite, ME!!!!!
Jan 29th
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What’s your favorite memory from playing a video game? I think it was playing Metal Gear: Solid, and realizing it was more like watching it, because I only had to play for like five minutes and then watch ten minutes of cut scene. ^^ It’s Q&A time with your favorite, ME!!!!!
Jan 29th
Lunch Hour chat →
Jan 29th
apparently ben stiller movies = i'm a perv
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: FOCKER!
You: GAYLORD FOCKER!
Stranger: hello
Stranger: whats popping
You: I'M WATCHING MEET THE PARENTS AND DRINKING COFFEE
Stranger: how old are you
You: BUT NOW I HAVE TO CHECK ON MY TOAST
You: I'M 41
Stranger: thats discusting
Stranger: im 15
Stranger: perv
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Jan 29th
Omegle may be a BAD thing →
Jan 29th
Oh, Omegle!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 12 inch penis. You?
You: 8
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Jan 29th
Jan 29th
I CAN DO CRON JOBS!!!! →
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Wish us luck!!! →
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Jan 26th
Here's a funny little story of rubbing elbows with...
Me: Okay, smile!
Valerie Bertinelli: I want to be 5'7" and slender!
Me: Eh, that's what photoshop is for.
Valerlie Bertinelli: O_o
Jan 26th
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The Gay Bed & Breakfast of Terror is next on my...
If I ever needed you, Tumblr, I need you now. Should I bump it or actually watch it?
Jan 26th
If This is True, We Will Be Avoiding the Internets... →
(via newsweek)
Jan 26th
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Jan 22nd
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Muppets Les Miserables
nessalh: jayv: nessalh: Kermit is Marius Miss Piggy is Cosette Janice is Eponine Swedish Chef is Javert Animal is Monsieur Thernadier and I’m pretty much out of female muppets, so Fantine and Madame Thernadier are cut from the play yeah but what about Scooter, Rowlf, and Fozzie as the Revolutionary people, and Rizzo the rat as Gavroche? OOH where does Gonzo fit in? And HIS CHICKEN...
Jan 22nd
Jan 22nd
Muppets Les Miserables
nessalh: Kermit is Marius Miss Piggy is Cosette Janice is Eponine Swedish Chef is Javert Animal is Monsieur Thernadier and I’m pretty much out of female muppets, so Fantine and Madame Thernadier are cut from the play yeah but what about Scooter, Rowlf, and Fozzie as the Revolutionary people, and Rizzo the rat as Gavroche? OOH where does Gonzo fit in? And HIS CHICKEN CAMILLA CAN PLAY MME....
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Jan 20th
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You got a question? We got an ANSWER! http://formspring.me/jayvmail
Jan 20th