January 2012
4 posts
December 2011
21 posts
4 tags
4 tags
4 tags
November 2011
3 posts
October 2011
8 posts
So I went to the Halloween store to see if I could find any decorations for the front door. You know, the one near the Guitar Centre that used to be a Border’s book store.
I asked the first lady where the Reference section is, but I can’t find any of the books, because — you see — I need something on heart problems. I let her mull it over for a bit before realising I had...
Me: Taking [Xanax] now.
Buxomia: Good. Don't need you being anxious.
Me: Oi what's that supposed to mean?!
2 tags
September 2011
12 posts
I want this on a t-shirt. →
Oops. Gotta click the link.
I named my last hamster Cicero.
Ok, ok, I actually named her Sissy Parsec, Goddess of Infinity, Trapped in the Body of a Hamster. But that was too long to say, so I just ultimately shortened it to Cicero.
Cat: ughhh want to go to this comedy soc thing but I have no energy to be funnyyy. considering buying a penguin and letting that do all the work.
Me: @catmarcy can i rent it when you're done with it?
Cat: @jayv course. not sure how effective it is though. I shall let you know.
Me: @catmarcy i doont (sic) want it for comedy. soliloquy just needs a playmate.
Cat: @jayv oh alright then. make sure they dont breed and make pencats though.
7 tags
2 tags
2 tags
10 tags
8 tags
August 2011
7 posts
4 tags
1 tag